I'm not a blogger. I'm a booger.

Exactly that. I don't blog, but maybe I will now. I probably won't have much of any importance to say, so don't worry about following this page. I just wanted to keep up with my friend Nick on his new "BLa-ahG", which will probably be much more entertaining than me just wastin' space on the interweb!

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May 26

If you have a baby. Buy it this. Now.

Usually babies are gross. Why are they gross? They ruin vagina’s, REM cycles, peace, and they’re super expensive. BUT! There’s hope for babies still. This is the first ridiculously cute baby I have ever seen. Why? BECAUSE IT’S WEARING A FUCKING PINK KNIT PONCHO! Babies don’t need ponchos. They do need THIS poncho, though.

People will tell you how cute your baby is.

But they’ll mean it this time.

Buyyourbabyponcho.